Proud to be an American

so this is really random but my dad forwarded this to me a few days ago, and as he pointed out, a true patriotic american would try to get the message out there.

MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR SATURDAY

AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN
OR AL QUAEDA MALE TO SEE
ANY WOMAN,
OTHER THAN HIS WIFE, NAKED AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT
SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL
AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO:

WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP
WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.
CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED
FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS
IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT
TALIBAN OR AL QUAEDA,
AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK IT'S OKAY TO
SEE NUDE WOMEN
OTHER THAN THEIR WIVES AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL
AMERICAN WOMEN.

AND SINCE THE TALIBAN AND AL QUEDA ALSO DO NOT
APPROVE OF ALCOHOL,
A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF
YOUR ANTI-TERRORIST
SENTIMENT.
FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS
COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS
TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS
AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS
ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

GOD BLESS AMERICA.