Mommy, there's a man in the closet!

I have just discovered something: EC has an infestation of men. They are everywhere, hiding in the woodwork like hard-working pixies, or the shoemaker's elves.

I had always assumed that the office across the hall from mine was empty and not in use, since it was always locked and didn't have any sort of sign outside and because I never saw anybody using it. But today! Somebody came with a set of keys and opened it and stepped into an alternate universe! An alternate universe where there was a MAN sitting in the room, under lock and key, doing who knows what.

It was shocking and appalling. In all of my time at EC, I have never known that there were men hiding under my very nose.

Haraam!